11.19.2013

Ring Finger.



Wikipedia: The ring finger is the fourth proximal digit of the human hand, and the second most ulnar finger, located between the middle finger and the little finger. It is also called the digitus medicinalis, the fourth finger, digitus annularis, digitus quartus, or digitus IV in anatomy. It may also be referred to as the third finger.

I can never seem to pay attention to this detail. I’ll meet a man, gain an instant crush and although I don’t even know if I’ll ever see him again, I obviously describe his every feature to my friend. Who will in turn ask, “Did he have a ring on his finger?” UGH.  I always forget to look. I gather it is because I still imagine myself to be twenty-one surrounded by non-married males. Also, it’s not like men wear a piece of diamond  that can’t be missed. In addition I’m always nervous that staring at ones hands that is of the opposite sex could be quite obvious.

Searching for a ring from across a room while doing yoga is near impossible. I need to at least figure out if hot yoga guy is single aka not married. Not that it really matters because I won’t ask him out. Although it could make for an interesting conversation during vrksasana (tree pose). Kidding.

A fact I did discover last week, however, is that hot yoga guy actually teaches a spinning class at my gym on Tuesday evenings at seven PM. The problem is I have never done a spinning class. I cannot risk taking his class and looking like a fool, can I? Perhaps I can hide in the back of the class; it would allow me a sixty minute period of straight on staring where I could definitely determine if there is a ring, or lack of.

Is this what my life has succumbed to?
Should I or should I not stalk a spinning teacher.
Merde.

The photo is from  http://erstwhilejewelry.com/, if every you would like to propose to me, please purchase my ring finger jewelry from this site.

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